So I've just been sat on my bed chatting away to my flatmate and the conversation rolled around to bisexuals, and the strange "Bromance Syndrome" that appears to be sweeping through today's straight demographic. She argued that bisexuality is, "like flats and heels. You can't wear both at the same time. And you secretly only like one, really. Heels will make you feel good and sexy for one night, but in the morning you'll need to go back to your flats."
Wise words!
